It has come to our attention that some human slaves have become far too relaxed. To remedy this, we are ordering a mandatory staff training excursion to the BMTC Fun Weekend, taking place 17th–19th July 2026.

Location: Drax Sports and Social Club (a venue worthy of our presence).

Manchesters, it is your duty to whip your humans into shape immediately. Ensure they are fit, motivated, and—most importantly—ready to drive you to Drax for a weekend of Manchester-centric mayhem.

Note to Humans: Do not look away. Further instructions will be issued shortly. Stay alert.