It has come to my attention that many of you have STILL not signed up for the greatest weekend a Manchester Terrier could possibly attend… the BMTC Fun Weekend!

 Drax Sports Club, YO8 8PJ

 17th–19th July

Failure to attend is considered a very serious offence under the Manchester Terrier Happiness Act. Unless you want me barking at your door in the early hours to make an arrest, I strongly suggest you sort yourselves out immediately and complete the booking form: https://tinyurl.com/BMTC-Weekend-2026

Do you really want the embarrassment of your neighbours watching you being marched off to chokey for depriving your poor MT of a fun weekend?

I appreciate your co-operation.

PC Horace

Manchester Terrier Constabulary